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A: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting at the front door, who do you let in first?
B: The dog of course, at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!!
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4- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy’s lap.
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