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A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady and then her baby, and then says, "Ahhh! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!" The lady, totally disgusted, walks up to the back of the bus to sit down. As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks "Are you OK, dear?" The lady replies, "I'm so angry. That bus driver has just insulted me." The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey"!!h
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, " I don't know, son. I am still paying for it
