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The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why", she asks
The man replied, "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere
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Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Mary said unhappily, "Do you realize some poor dumb animal suffered so that you could have this coat?" The mother shot her an angry look and said "How dare you talk about your father like that?mm
