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    Post by Admin on Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:58 pm

    When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
    -- Gracie Allen

    As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
    -- Sir Norman Wisdom

    Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
    -- Mike Tyson

    As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
    -- Robert Quillen

    Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
    -- Joe Namath

    Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
    -- Matthew Broderick

    Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
    -- Samuel Butler

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