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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
-- Mike Tyson
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
-- Robert Quillen
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
-- Joe Namath
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
-- Matthew Broderick
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
-- Samuel Butler
